Spurred on by the recent success of the Port Authority bill and its effect on poker players, Republicans have decided to target more parts of the electorate. They will amend a recent bill designed to protect Americans from the effects of non-domestic climate change and it will now outlaw the sale of firearms to single mothers, homosexuals and theatre critics.
Jackson Stanley, 39, Scottsbluff, NE, expressed great relief at this common sense move - “Jesus Christ, these people are sinners already so why should they share the right to bear arms? If you go to church on Sunday, you should have a piece. And what about these kids of single mothers? How are they going to learn to fire a gun properly without their dad being around?"
Jackson Stanley, 39, Scottsbluff, NE, expressed great relief at this common sense move - “Jesus Christ, these people are sinners already so why should they share the right to bear arms? If you go to church on Sunday, you should have a piece. And what about these kids of single mothers? How are they going to learn to fire a gun properly without their dad being around?"
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