It is a sad day for cinematic depictions of old London town.
'The Long Good Friday' is going to be remade as a thriller sent in Miami, by the guy that served up 'Resident Evil'.
However, maybe we can take positives from this recent press release, outlining Cobbledown's latest productions:
The Metro-Morphisis - In a role tipped for Oscar success, Ray Winstone wakes up one morning and discovers he is no longer a loud-mouthed cockney.
He finds his precious East End has been the subject of covert, creeping gentrification and has to wrestle with the philosophical dilemma common to many a Londoner:
Evolution or Essex?
(Contains some politically correct language and a scene featuring a man eating eel)
The Wicker Basket.
A sequel to the 70s cult classic.
A Pagan retirement community is blighted by the failure of prescription drugs and their daily activities take a darker shade.
(Contains some intense griping and scenes featuring sacrifice of fingernails and some mild bingo)
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