Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Partygaming Adopts Pioneering New Approach


As online gaming companies continue their enforced economic introspection, a representative for Partygaming, whose prospectus contained many examples of corporate scoffing at the then existent US legislation and whose directors this year cashed in $17bn, said he could now appreciate that some people may find online poker playing distasteful. He also expressed regret that he may have been personally responsible for ruining lives.

He said “We are now in talks with other companies that are deemed socially responsible in the states and expect to announce a merger with Marlin soon”, adding that not only will the company be deemed legal, there may well be a sudden rush of business as angry Americans discover they can no longer play poker and are desperate for some shoulder- shaking- barrelled-action.

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