OK folks, today is the day.
For the last three nights I have dreamed about bowel movements.
According to Stearn Robinson and Tom Corbett, authors of The Dreamer's Dictionary, a selection box of pop-Freudian nuggets, " This is a dream of contrary. The more embarrassing the situation, the better the omen. The forecast is of great financial success".
Oh yes!
Somewhat giddy, I searched for people born under the year of the Boar:
"Whatever their ambition, they do what they must with all the strength they have, for their strength is an inner strength that no one can overcome."
Baby!
Fighting hysteria I discovered a Gemini horoscope:
"Take full advantage of this moment to accomplish as much as possible to pave the wave for your future success."
Bring-it-on!
If I thought I can take the excitement I would open a tea bag, brew a cuppa and probably find the face of Jesus encircled in Romanian Ikea ceramic.
My fellow players will not know what has hit them
"Poker playing - where a total disregard for rational thought is fundamental to success"
Jeremiad - Steadily embracing mumbo jumbo since 1971.
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