According to a piece of dialogue from the film The Nines, a pretentious piece of mumbo-jumbo from director John August(a man well versed in the Dummy's Guide to Philosophy), the bean counters from the Office of Cosmological Statistics rank koalas higher than humans.
Harsh, I thought, although found myself nodding when I remembered that the males have a bifurcated penis and females have two vaginae.
However, the dialogue goes on to explain that 'koalas are telepathic' and 'they control the weather'.
Wow.
And their conversation status is only listed as 'low risk'?
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